I’m single, and in all likelihood will stay that way for awhile. My goals are far too aggressive for 2017, and fitting a relationship in is a mission not even Tom Cruise would accept. That doesn’t mean I don’t know a thing or two about relationships though. I’ve spent years with some of the greatest women to ever grace the earth with their footsteps … and, some women who dirtied the dirt with theirs. Ultimately, I’ve learned a lot, and I feel obliged to pass on my experience.